Rant DeJour - Are You a Moron?: Take the Short Quiz
Posted: Wednesday, October 12, 2011
by Andrew Kellerman
1st Cell Tower Broker
1 U. S. corporations open factories overseas because:
A They are greedy, unpatriotic capitalist who don't care about anything except making profits
B They don't believe that American workers are capable of doing quality work
C In order to keep their companies viable and to be able to compete in the world markets they seek cheaper labor costs.
2 Labor unions create jobs in the U.S. because they?:
A Constantly demand higher wages and benefit packages for their 'rank and file' even when a company is not making a profit
B They pay their members to carry vulgar signs during strikes
C Pay members to join protest like the 'Occupy DC' rallies
D They really don't create jobs
3 Government regulations create jobs because they:
A Cause companies to hire people to make sure they are complying with the regulations
B Save the companies a lot of money so they will want to hire more workers
C Neither A nor B
D Both A and B
4 Raising taxes on small businesses will stimulate the economy because:
A Entrepreneurs always seize the opportunity to pay more taxes
B Paying taxes is patriotic
C Paying more taxes is the surest way to be successful in businesses
D Raising taxes will probably not stimulate the economy
5 Green jobs are the most important jobs there are because:
A They are the cheapest jobs to create because we have 'proven the science'
B No matter what it cost the U. S., we can't let China out do us
C Green jobs will help create a carbon free atmosphere
D Green jobs are mostly a hoax on taxpayers and are created to help raise the number of good paying union jobs
Bonus Question:
A We should not grade this quiz because we don't want to hurt anyone's feelings
B We should not grade this quiz because we are all equals
C We should not grade this quiz because there are no right answers
D We don't need to grade this quiz because morons wouldn't understand the right answers anyway
I'd like to hear your opinions.
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)My answers:
1 - C
2 - D
3 - C
4 - D
5 - D
Bonus - D
How did I do?I really wouldn't want to make others feel bad because they didn't feel the same way as you wink wink
Rant DeJour is a work of genius because
A It is insightful
B it is common sense
C the author is a genius
D All of the above
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